Everything Else

I wouldn’t take the above advice if you’re making a mixtape though. Unless you have met someone who likes Haddaway and 2pac and Gram Parsons and the Pet Shop Boys, in which case please have them email me.

Jesus Christ I’m sorry. On behalf of humanity we need to apologise for the 90s. You probably don’t need to watch Will Smith’s action films anymore, he usually has a huge tedious verse that explains the whole plot.

For example from Men In Black 2:

o it’s this chick right
Serlena, making me sick right
Earth is worthless to her she be tripping like
Threatening me and my mens
Trying to get the light
Thinking she’s superwoman
But black kryptonite finishing whatever you start son
The best looking crime fighter since myself in part one
Better act right and play nice and sing along
‘Cause K is back and he hype
What? Bring it on!
Uhh, Wanna brawl with me? Trying to brawl with me?
Uhh Uhh What What
Yo… what what… then… lemme… see you… just…
Come on… just come on and..

(BTW this post was prompted by getting 3 points with this in a game of SCATTERGORIES last night.)

So RTE via the Examiner reports that Giovanni Trapattoni is the new Irish football manager. I think the above video says more about why this is good than anything else. Let’s hope his English is as bad as his German. I have ready.

I’ve no idea if this is real or not. I hope so though.

I guess you’re only as old as the enthusiasm of your drumbeat.

After the Phelps version, I had to go and check Jay-Z’s original “Big Pimpin” again. Definitely one of the best songs of all time. If this makes you think “this vulgar consumerism is a total fagfest” then I think you’ve been reading this blog too closely!

You’re either in or you’re out.

This is what “dance rock” should sound like. But it shouldn’t be called “dance rock”. Or even dance-rock.