May the farce be with you

From Beatportal:

After a 10-week hiatus celebrating 10 years of Minus, the collective has unveiled a new concept in community.

Beginning with a date in Detroit during Movement 08, fans of Minus will have the chance to interact with the The Cube — a method of registering their live presence within the Minus environment — and will then have access to exclusive tracks, will be able to upload demos and will have the chance to win some quality gear, including Native Instruments’ Traktor Scratch System.

According to a conversation with Richie Hawtin, founder of the label, The Cube explores “how technology allows us as artists — and the audience — to make further human contact than would have been possible in the past.”

So what exactly is The Cube?

According to the press release, “What is apparent is that the Cube is a highly advanced communications device that responds positively to the presence of humans and interacts accordingly.”

Put into terms that most earth beings can understand, it’s a concept that’s both virtual and physical.

Seriously are these guys trying to make people detest them now? Or make their fans feel ashamed? Or do some people love this kind of thing? I suppose they must. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve nothing against people doing something conceptual, but M_nus has the feel of a juggernaut rock act at the moment, as it blasts out these projects where the concept seems pretty empty.

Maybe the problem is that conceptual projects just don’t work when you’re already hugely successful. There’s just no possible subtlety, it’s like the size of the artist drowns out what they’re actually doing. Also in this case I just think: “Why are M_nus doing this?” and I can’t think of what it says or means beyond the kind of vague references to the wonder of modern communication usually used to sell us mobile phones.

And THAT photo . It defies ridicule. Anyone want to try and make a good caption for it?

Here’s an idea, if you want to make human contact with your fans then why not communicate with them outside of these endless pompous press releases? Or by releasing some records that people like?

A favourite

For me this may be the best Chicago track. Still sounds like it has unchartered depths to it. (NB: I probably blogged about this at some point in this blog’s history as it’s an obsession of mine, but it bears repeating!)

3 Day Weekend

So this weekend I went to just one club, and it was the End/AKA on Saturday.

Some Irish friends knew Fish Go Deep (an institution in parts of Ireland) so I went along to see them, with Efdemin a good lure on the bill too. Unfortunately the sound in the sideroom for Efdemin was pretty crap and made it difficult to enjoy his set, apart from “Orbitallife” which still manages to trump that kind of problem.

I hadn’t been in the End since seeing Derrick Carter sometime around 2004 or earlier, so it was strange to be back, and just a taxi ride away. I saw bits of Fish Go Deep, with Chez Damier’s “Can U Feel It” (MK Dub) going down really well right at the end, but I can’t say I’d be rushing to spend time in AKA again. The End itself is okay, though Layo and Bushwacka were playing that brand of minimal that seems to be just drums and reverb in the main room, and so that wasn’t great.

Unfortunately Secretsundaze was sold out so I didn’t make it there yesterday, did anyone else? Would be good to hear how that gig went. I hear talk of Rhadoo playing on a Sunday in London too soon, which should be a lot of fun if it happens, I’m due to get his new single on Cadenza to review sometime soon, which sounds interesting enough and quite experimental.

Check out that Chez Damier tune below, if you’ve not heard it already.

Chez Damier-Can U Feel It-MK Dub(KMS)

HIAF Guest Mix 7: Chaton (Plak:Switzerland)-The Lost Library

So straight out of Switzerland comes Chaton of Plak Records, with a 90 minute mix of old and new house music. I’ve been sitting on this one for a while as I got my net connection in London sorted, but I’ve also been listening to it on the way in and out of work. Chaton already has an Irish connection, having given John Daly one of his first few releases, and Plak will soon release an LP of sorts from Daly.

As for the mix, feel free to comment on it below. There’s no tracklist for this one, so you’ll have to work it out for yourself. More guest mixes coming very soon, one from across the Atlantic and another from across the channel. If you’ve any ideas for people you’d like to see featured, let me know below.

Chaton-The Lost Library

Edit: Here’s the tracklist:

DJ Shadow-Transmission 2-Mo Wax (Intro)
Pan American-Place Name-Vertical Form
Ali Kuru- A Long Way Down-Plak
Dennis Ferrer-Touched The Sky + Luciano-Tones (Chaton Edit)
Gavin Herlihy-Professional Exit-Kindisch
Dan Ghenacia-Garden-Freak N Chic
Blaze-My Beat (Derrick Carter Mix)-Slipnslide
Deepah-Blaxrotation-Farside
Kreon-Shake N Make (Reboot Remix)-Below
John Daly-Falling Angels-Plak
Roman Fluegel-Mutter-Klang
Langenberg-Traffic-Sthlmaudio
Stimming-Radar-Diynamic
Ali Kuru-Asmali Mescit-Plak
Shackleton-Death Is Not Final-Skull disco
Peter Grummich-Movin-Lesizmor
Seth Troxler & Patrick Russel-Doctor Of Romance-Circus Company
76 79-Six Ten-Comfortable + Foremost Poets - Moonraker (Accapella)-Soundmen On Wax
Chaton-Mylessizmorethanyours-Lesizmor
Mike Dearborn -New Dimension-Djax Up Beats
John Daly-Juno Skies-Plak (Outro)

PS: Podcast working okay for this?

 
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This Weekend in London

I'm in Birmingham, get me out of here

Friday: I can’t see anything in the listings that I want to go to on Friday, but then I’ve been in Birmingham all this week training, and missing work due to having food poisoning or something. Being stuck in a Holiday Inn in Birmingham while you can only consume bread and water is a rung below what the Taliban do to hostages. Worse weather too.

Saturday: Lots of options here. Loco Dice and Jay Haze amongst others at Fabric, could be fun though not sure I want to go to Fabric itself. Vera at T-Bar is a lazy man’s option for me, but I do like her music so it could be good. This seems to be a residency of sorts connected to Monza Club. Anyone been yet? Worth a look? Elsewhere Pepe Braddock and Efdemin are in AKA, which some friends are going to. Anything else good?

Sunday: My first UK May means two Bank Holidays, and this is the first one. Some good gigs too, I have to say I really like the idea of going to see the Mole and Mountain People on a Sunday afternoon at this Secretsundaze 2008 opening party. It’s the Sunday afternoon part I like. I imagine a room of people reading the paper eating bacon rolls while wispy German house plays. Though in the back of my head I hear the voice of a certain RA colleague calling the Mole and Mountain People boring. Still, I love the latest Mole single with its 90s French House goodness. (more on that soon.)

Sunday also could be a good chance to go to Dig Your Own Rave for the first time, where Hector and Rob Mello are playing with some special guests, presumably whoever has a late Sunday flight.

Monday: If you’re still out, I’m too old. Actually though one gig that I noticed here is Ralf Kollmann of Mobilee playing at a venue I’ve never heard of before. Not that my London knowledge is anything but novice. Ralf is a former HIAF guest mixer (there are just 6 in the entire world!) and if you liked those mixes then this could be a good gig to see.

If I’ve forgotten something good, and no doubt I have, let me know. If I go to half those gigs I’ll be doing very well. Feel free to mention anything fun going on where you’re living too.

Okay, okay, okay.

If you haven’t checked it out already, then go and read this interview with Theo Parrish. It doesn’t really matter if you love his music or have never heard it, it’s one of those interviews that has enough ideas to bounce off. In these times of house and techno holy war (with a small d) I often feel like a biblical scholar reading this kind of thing.

By that I mean that I look through comments made by artists percieved as “hardline” for quotes and ideas that are incompatible with that perception, or that dissect the tramlined partisan views that can bog down house and techno discussion. In the above Theo Parrish piece, I quote thee this piece of holy verse:

“You’re regurgitating, you’re not talking about anything current. Some people just want their “house” award, recognition for being the housiest one of all. What’s funny about most of that is that these biters wouldn’t be able to steal and these 20-and 25-year old “house purists” wouldn’t feel so haughty if it weren’t for technology making it easy to claim an experience they otherwise couldn’t. Hell, there are plenty of amazing people playing now. Go experience them. Get some floor time. That’s really what it’s about – getting out and going to the nearest place where there is good music, a good atmosphere and enjoying yourself. Keep your blend critiques and enjoy some people first. Then decide if it works for you. Then ask what’s wrong. Then decide: What’s your take on what’s going on? What do you want to call it?”

Of course, in the rest of the piece Parrish indicts plenty of other ideas too. I’ve just been selective. If anything comes across in the end it’s that he does things his own way. That’s a trait for which artists are permanently slapped on the back, even though for plenty of musicians spinning tough talk is as easy as chewing gum. There’s a decent amount of substance to Parrish though.

It never ceases to amaze me how much more interesting these “legends” are than the way they’re presented by their disciples. As a teenager, and still to some extent, I was constantly switched off Detroit acts by the way in which their hardcore fans served them up. It always seemed to be about what they weren’t. They weren’t commercial or they weren’t cheesey or they weren’t middle class white kids or they weren’t whatever. People want to know what an artist is, not what they aren’t. Then they’ll listen. No wonder techno acts end up with self hate complexes with fans like this.

While I’m linking here’s a really great piece from Philip Sherburne in the Wire where Carl Craig listens to some records and talks about them. Where so much dance writing is as short as an Irish club night, this piece is 48 hours in Berlin. Well, maybe 2 hours there. It’s practically a bore if I lament the fact that so few dance artists give up their time to do these kind of pieces, but it is a shame.

PS: Any English readers ever been to Birmingham? If not, don’t.

Uniqlo House

So since coming over here I’ve been in and out of Uniqlo a bit, which is basically a Japanese version of H&M. The reason I mention this is that the music there is really strange for a high street shop.

It’s like the 00s never happened, like the hiphop and R&B and electrohouse and “new rock” played in every other shop never happened. Instead Uniqlo plays this airy house music that doesn’t really seem to fit with anything current. But it isn’t simply house muzak either: I heard Swayzak’s “Another Way” the last time I was in there, in amongst lots of stuff that sounded a bit like those old Digital Disco compilations on Force Tracks.

Some of the other times I’ve been in they were playing a sort of Classic/Music For Freaks style, but I didn’t recognise any of it. It’s the weirdest but perhaps least annoying music in any high street store. It’s a sort of culture shock to hear music that isn’t brand new in a shop like this.

That idea of incongruous sounds in global chain stores reminds me a bit of working in Carbon Records inside Urban Outfitters in Dublin, when occasionally you’d play something completely insane just to see the effect it had on a large department store.

I’m grateful to Optimo who included the theme tune from Twin Peaks on a mix CD, allowing me to play it one Sunday afternoon. If it didn’t quite halt the gears of consumerism with a screech, at least it completely weirded people out for 3 or 4 minutes. Another high point was finding some ancient promo vinyl of Mark Morrison’s “Return Of The Mack” behind the counter and playing it in all its erm…glory. I like to think we damaged the Urban Outfitters brand that day.

But beyond dumb workers messing around, I can’t understand a big clothes store playing music that isn’t the usual blend of the fashionable and the populist. There’s nothing fashionable whatsoever about the stuff being played in Uniqlo, not that I can see. Maybe that’s the point.

That said, there is plenty of talk of (a slightly different) funky house making a comeback in the London urban scene. There’s even a “Pure Funky House” CD which was recently released by the people who made the “Pure Garage” series. What a weird rebrand of a genre that is!Could Uniqlo’s strange selections be somehow part of that trend? I’m not so sure.

If I had to guess I’d say they’re just hedging their bets. This is a shop that refuses to be locked into any one particular aesthetic clothes wise, and has picked this brand of pleasant house as a musical unifier. It certainly seems likely that a worldwide shop like decides these things with clinical attention to detail, and you’d even imagine there are studies done to see what music is more conducive to sales or catering to a target audience, with the answers changing all the time.

I guess I’d still like to know how or why faintly 1990s sounding house is seen as the 2008 answer?

Almost

So I’ll have a reliable internet connection by the end of this week or early next week, and with it will come guest mixes, charts, and a general return to regular posting.

At the weekend I had my first late night/early morning since moving to London. I went to T-Bar on Saturday night to see Solomun play some records. It was quite a fun night, about 1000 times more fun than T-Bar the night before, when I got the date of the Solomun show wrong and ended up watching some guys play disco classics. Not sure who they were but it didn’t do a lot for me, even though there was some great music played.

My general dissatisfaction with it crystallised when I heard “Funky Town”, looked around, and realised “this is what Tamangos would have been like if it was open in 1982″. (Tamangos is the name of the local ninth circle of hell nightclub near where I grew up in Dublin.)

Going back to Saturday, I didn’t recognise too much of what Solomun played, though there were some seriously dramatic tracks that could only be future Diynamic releases. He also used the vocal from “If I Ever Feel Better” by Phoenix over “Feuervogel” which was pretty interesting. That old Buffalo Bunch remix of that track was always a favourite and I reckon the accapella was from that version.

After T-Bar it was on to Fabric, where I think I saw Tiefschwarz for most of the night, though my memory is pretty hazy as I was pretty drunk. As far as I know I didn’t set fire to anything or get in any fights but between 5am and 8am or so all I can remember is a lot of pretty monged trancey minimal and some stumbling around. I didn’t get into the music that much while I was there, I’m not sure I remember one moment or track which really connected with me, but I’m not listening to much of the style that was being played lately.

As for Fabric, that was actually my first time there, which means I am late to the party! I used to go to London a lot a few years ago but before these recent job interviews and now living here, I hadn’t been for a while. Fabric is weirdly smaller than I had imagined. I think I thought it would be this vast cavernous space. I don’t mean the actual entirety of the club, more the rooms themselves. The building is big and there are tons of nooks and crannies, but I had this idea that Room 1 was absolutely vast.

I can’t say I really got a good feel for the club as I wasn’t able to focus on the music that much when I wasn’t getting a massive kick out of it. I might go back in a few weeks for Zip and Thomas Melchior though. If there’s as much room in there as there was on Saturday it’ll be fine. That’s the other thing, I’d heard horror stories about how busy it gets but it wasn’t that bad at the weekend.

I got home at some early hour on Sunday, and managed about 2 hours sleep before going to pick up a TV I bought on Gumtree. I made up for that by going to bed at about 7pm last night, and I’m glad to say I felt good enough in work today to actually do my job!

It was great to get some music again and I’ve tons of ideas for things to do around here once I get my net connection, including some new stuff I haven’t tried before!

Home Swede Home

So thanks to the Klubb Physique guys for a great weekend in Sweden and a fun gig on Saturday. It’s cool to go to another country to play records, a real buzz. Last year Romania, this year Sweden, as I continue to tour countries that were successful in the 1994 World Cup. If any Bulgarians are reading then get in touch.

Physique have booked Cassy for next month so that should be really great. Swedish people love house music. That’s what I’ve learned from this weekend. Any techno I played didn’t fly. This worked out well cos I was playing mostly house anyhow.

Here’s some of that house (no streams unfortunately on this crappy connection)

  1. Carsten Jost/Carsten Klemann-CC01 (Detroit) (Dial)-So this for me is the best thing on Dial for aeons, probably since Carsten Jost’s “Love”. It actually makes me want to dance and sounds like something beyond their usual erm, Dialtone.
  2. Johnny D-Orbitallife (Oslo)-It doesn’t get much better than this guy really, this is seriously ambitious stuff, so colourful and different. I still think “Deja-Vu” is his best record but this isn’t far behind, good b-sides too.
  3. Melon-Nitzi (Innervisions):My only experience of Dutch producer Melon is seeing him play a great set in Watergate last November, but this production was one of the standout tracks on the mix that Eurokai did for this blog. I like deep tracks that you can play when people are going crazy to spin them out a little bit.
  4. Ark, Mikael Weill, Les Cerveaux Lents-Tribute to Chicago (Karat):I haven’t bought a record on Karat for 3 years or so, but this one is much groovier than their usual stuff. I do own a good Mikael Weill 12 somewhere back in the old country.
  5. Marcus Fix-Cannibals (Cécille): I know, I know, that you all know I like Cécille. But then I reckon plenty of you do too. Marcus Fix is one of those producers who just does his own thing, it doesn’t really matter how relevant to anything else it is, it’s just better than most people. I’m still not sure how much I’ll play the three tracks on this out, but that’s just me, it’s still a brilliant release.

Happy Birthday Alretha Franklin, erm, Elton John, and me

Birthday in a hotel is a new experience for me. Good shower though.